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F'M! dominates annual F'M! Awards® [+]
How to be a good client [+]
A spiritual depantsing continues [+]
UFM accepting new candidates [+]
Soliciting brings more success -
but moral
erosion continues [+]
Conspiracy Inc. President awaits
sentencing [+]
Ecstasy thwarted, bliss will have to do [+] |
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-> Propagandists rejoice, for in '08 or
shortly thereafter, The Questionable
Times
newsletter
will debut. Each
slogan-filled episode will
champion
the rights of that
increasingly
marginalized and discredited of
species
- the Marketer.
The Questionable Times will celebrate
the
eccentricity, individuality and,
dare we say
it,
madcap nature that
advertising missives
imbues upon
our packaged society.
Basically,
all
that is terrible, sometimes frighteningly,
always fascinatingly…
well…questionable.
The Questionable Times believes that a
brand
without complete and utter
monopoly
is on the
brink of moral ruin,
and it seeks to reinstate
such outmoded
but
indispensable activities
as blanket
cold calls, unsolicited telemarketing,
endless
direct mail campaigns, and all
the
goodness that modern-day
communications
has to offer!
SIC SEMPER DETERIUS VENDITUM! |
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SYMBOL
BRANDISHES
MYSTERIOUS
MYSTICAL POWERS
Updated: 4 July 08
-> It seems that the furtive allure of the F’M!
symbol,
with its audacious silhouette and marketing
bravado,
is causing shockwaves throughout business
cubicles
everywhere. A tiny, but growing handful of com-
panies are abandoning current design
allegiances for
for this
illustrative and
languid band of
revolutionaries.
Others are contemplating.
Contemporaries are countering.
Nirvana will soon be ours. |
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F'M! VOWS
TO SAVE
GOLF INDUSTRY
Updated: 7 July 08
-> The astute publishers of
GolfScene
Magazine, with its ever-growing
notoriety,
have summoned
F'M! for its '08 summer
editorial.
From cover art to
diaramas, the
glossies are stockpiled
with illustrative
tidbits alluring to golfers
and to non-
golfers alike.
Pick up a copy today, whisk it away
to your favourite parlour, there to
enjoy, safe in the knowledge that it
will be filled with F'M! goodness.
Golfscene.ca [+] |
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DEFINING THE UNDEFINABLE
-> F'M! Designs & Communications is a motley
quorum
of
marketing
sadists, designers
and verbalists,
seeking communication
nirvana
with
simplicity,
poignancy
and
panache.
F'M! is and not just:
- Strategic Planning
- Diagnostics
- Branding
- Graphic Design
- Advertising
- Media Strategy
We are and can be.
Feel free to query away. |
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